topainttherainbow:

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ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

kawrying:

so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

sheeppap:

tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN

ITS LIKE

ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew

lickthecarpet:

kimssextape:

what is it called when you hate someone but at the same time want to stick your tongue down their throat

when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

horanjays:

thewholockiansareinthetardis:

everhaynes:

omg no fucking way

you guys don’t have red skins or bubble o’bills or minties?

and tim tams or tiny teddies or milo?

and fairy bread or caramello koalas or crunchies or cherry ripes or WIZZ FIZZES?

HOW DO YOU LIVE OHMYGOD.

YOU’VE ALL BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK.

i feel like someone just shouted gibberish at me then got upset when i didn’t understand

straya

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

ivegotthemoveslikezero:

that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just